Μake us preferred on Google Recap of the previous episodes. The “grand Tempi movement” filled squares and sidewalks. Big buzz in the crowd.
Unfortunately, though, the popular movement later fell apart in the reeds and said goodbye to us aboard “lost train cars.”
May its memory be eternal.
Along with it, the overheated TV anchors who thought they were living through the October Revolution also waved their handkerchiefs goodbye.
Then we waited for Godot, and for Tsipras. Godot stood us up, and Tsipras drew crowds the size of an apartment building meeting.
The anchors shed a tear, having hoped for something better than Tsimtsili’s summer swimsuit photos to comment on.
In the meantime, Kasselakis was supposed to become “the next prime minister,” but we lost the lad along the way. He passed into the eternity of “former next prime ministers.”
Luckily, the anchors took it calmly, so as not to upset Tyler too.
Around then, PASOK was going to come out as the top party, even if only “by one vote.” It was a dream, one whose memory is now celebrated every year on September 3, alongside the declaration of the same name.
Any anchors with a sensitive soul turned to mourning songs over it.
Not to mention that “the Nixon of Maximou” never resigned either. But how many tears can you shed for Jacques Kessé? He’s no Leonardo DiCaprio.
Then we all left for the people’s beaches, and now we’re back, ready for new adventures with the people.
Which we hope really are new. Because the old ones with Karystianou, Kasselakis, Tsipras, “Andreas lives!” and so on mostly ended up unclaimed.
Fortunately, the moment has arrived when Antonis Samaras rises on the horizon for a special appearance, chasing “Pirates of the Caribbean.” Fine, you can’t exactly call it “new,” but every little bit helps.
Conclusion? None of this came out of my own head. Journalists, or something close to journalists, wrote it.
And some readers and viewers swallowed it whole, either duped or just playing along for laughs.
In other words, there are people who believed Karystianou would bring transparency and justice to the country. That Tsipras had changed. That Kasselakis could become “the next prime minister.”
That Mitsotakis is “the Nixon of Maximou.” That PASOK would come out as the top party. And that Samaras would fight off pirates the moment the first drops of rain fell.
So I won’t describe it any further. It’s summer, after all, and that’s already one comment too many.
As for the rumors that Konstantopoulou is opening an OnlyFans account, I’ll believe it when I see it.
I think it’s more likely she’ll go head to head with the TV anchors. Preferably in swimsuits.
